In memory of my Xbox 360:
After a solid one year and 7 month of service, my xbox has finally been afflicted with the dreaded red rings of death (a misnomer given only 3 quadrants of the red ring actually lights up). I salute it for its dedicated service which has resulted in many a late night for me. I have ended countless lives, shed gallons of blood and have got muscular thumbs all because of an xbox. Its last days were tumultuous, with sessions interrupted by pixalted images and bad gameplay. Make no mistakes though, you will be missed.
Although of course I am getting a free replacement. 😀